A couple weeks ago I was in the ER for an afternoon. Chris was with Charlotte in the waiting room since they won't let her into the back with me. Chris decided to buy Charlotte a bag of popcorn from the vending machine as a snack. She wasn't interested in sharing, but he informed her that if he was going to open the bag for her, she would have to share.
So, what did my child do? She walked over to a teenage girl sitting a few seats down and asked HER to open the bag. Perplexed, the girl opened the bag. Chris thought he had never been so embarrassed. That is, until Charlotte walked as far away from Chris as she possibly could and ate her popcorn from a safe distance, while periodically shouting across the room, "YOU CAN'T HAVE SOME, DADDY!"
Eating her popcorn away from Daddy's grabby hands
A Boy of Five
5 hours ago